Saturday, January 21, 2012

True Stories

I hear little clicking noises coming from the other room where Irina is. For some reason this doesn't set off any sort of alarm bells in my head and I ignore it. A few minutes later she comes in and says, "Look! Aren't I cute?" At first I don't notice anything, but then something clicks into place in my brain and I look closer and see that she has cut her eyelashes with a nail clipper.

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Silas and I are at the park where there is a play thingy with four seats on it shaped like animals. He sits on the frog.

"This is a frog, Mama!"

"Yep."

Pointing to the animal-head seat across the way, "That's a frog too! Two frogs!"

"Yep."

Pointing to a mystery yellow animal-head seat of undetermined classification, "What's that one?"

"I don't know, maybe a dog."

"Noooooooooo! It's a PENIS!" (loudly)

2 comments:

Amy said...

Oh, I laughed.

Lucas said...

See, I would have said "Maybe a dog's penis."
But I'm strange, and have an urge to be right too much.