~Here's a picture of Irina walking.

~I bought the shoes she is wearing in the photo from Children's Orchard for $3.00. According to the internet, whom I trust with my life, these type of shoes retail for around $42.00. Yes, $42.00. For a pair of shoes for a person who will wear them for about two months until they don't fit anymore. Yes. You read that right.

~Irina is getting a couple of new teeth, which will round out the entire row (that's visible) on the bottom. Or is it the top? I need to look again.
~There's this Lost game... thingy that's supposed to give Losties, who are apparently unable to entertain themselves, something to do over the summer when there aren't any new Lost episodes. I keep getting all caught up in reading what people have been figuring out and it gives me a headache. Must stop caring.
~I hate those commercials where the adolescent person is going along living life and their phantom parent is telling them what to do and then someone offers them drugs and then a voice over says, "If you didn't tell her, how will she know?" Because all children are complete morons who can't think for themselves and your job as a parent is to simply go through a checklist of directives so that they can navigate life's choppy waters. And if you miss one of those things, they won't know what to do and will simply stand there, mouths agape, likely drooling, and then their circuits will overload and they will explode, killing all who are nearby and you don't want that on your shoulders do you? Do you?
~No, really. Do you?
4 comments:
No! *runs away scared*
I have the same problem with those same commercials, only you said it much better than I ever could. How would they know, Stephanie? How would they know?
Also. Irina is walking. In shoes. This is a crushing blow.
I always took the commercial to mean that parents need to teach their children how to smoke marijuana. I mean, can you imagine how embarassing it would be for your child to be offered a joint and not know how!?!
Also, $42?? Are they lined with gold?
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